I’d think that:

• The Emancipation Proclamation actually called for the continued enslavement of Africans
• We were happy slaves
• Juneteenth was created to give African Americans another reason to have a cookout
• Malcolm, Martin, Medgar, and Rosa were fictional characters
• Brown v. Board of Education upheld and legalized school segregation
• There is no such thing as ‘The Talented Tenth’
• We have actually overcome
• The Civil Rights Movement never happened
• Arne Duncan is the son of God, sent to save us savages
• Blacks are too ignorant and incompetent to educate any children, especially their own
• We’re only qualified to run a football, shoot a basketball, sing, and dance
• Having a Black president will erase our country’s torrid and shameful past
• That my $150,000 education is not good enough to break into the ‘Good ‘ol boy’ network

Now that my vent is over, I can get back to work.

I’d think that:

• The Emancipation Proclamation actually called for the continued enslavement of Africans
• We were happy slaves
• Juneteenth was created to give African Americans another reason to have a cookout
• Malcolm, Martin, Medgar, and Rosa were fictional characters
• Brown v. Board of Education upheld and legalized school segregation
• There is no such thing as ‘The Talented Tenth’
• We have actually overcome
• The Civil Rights Movement never happened
• Arne Duncan is the son of God, sent to save us savages
• Blacks are too ignorant and incompetent to educate any children, especially their own
• We’re only qualified to run a football, shoot a basketball, sing, and dance
• Having a Black president will erase our country’s torrid and shameful past
• That my $150,000 education is not good enough to break into the ‘Good ‘ol boy’ network

Now that my vent is over, I can get back to work.